Saturday, December 31, 2011
This series turns every country in the world into a person.
They each represent the nation.
Right now I'm taking Part in the Christmas event, meaning the creator of Hetalia makes updates every couple of hours while fans gather and spazz about their favourite characters.
During this event I wanted to stretch my poetry skills. So I asked people for their favourite pairings. And I made poems for each request, 22 so far.
Why is it So damn hard to say what I mean
This Bastard is driving me crazy
He smiles at me, but I can't seem to glean
What the hell he could like about someone like me
I curse at him, fight him, give him no respect
and no matter what he always comes back
I'm just not used to someone calling me perfect
Argh, Ti Amo you Bastard, There's nothing you lack
In my eyes he's perfect, he tries very hard
continuously comparing himself to his brother
He is always keeping up his guard
And for me there really could be no other
I know that he fights me because he's afraid
He's nervous of what will happen if he opens up his heart
But I will protect him, by his side I have stayed
Te Amo Lovino, may we never be apart
Hong Kongx Iceland
From two very different places are we
and how he could like someone as quiet as I
I just don't understand why it's me
After all what do I offer but snide comments and sighs?
He's like no one I have ever met
Perhaps just a tad eccentric
But he cares about me
no matter how difficult I may be
He's quiet and not very emotional they say
But I know better I've seen a much deeper person inside
Like, I don't understand why he chooses to hide his ways
He is really quite something once you bother to try
An island nation up north with a fiery heart
He's beautiful inside once you get past the shy part
I like him alot and I suppose we'll see
If perhaps he feels the same way about me
He's really quite something I guess I must say
With Crossdressing, pink items, and ponies as his forte
He's sometimes hard to deal with, but I guess I must admit
That in actuality, I love him quite a bit
He's a little foolish, I guess that is true
but he's always around for me when I'm feeling Blue
He's funny, honest, and not afraid to say what he means
And for me, he was always, just what I need
Like, He's a little straightlaced, that totally is true
But he's always taking care of me when I'm down or get the flu
He can sometimes be a downer, and a little shyer than the norms
But if we were to be married, I'd totally sign the forms
Cus he really is always sticking up for me
Watching my back, and talking to strangers when I flee
He always makes me feel right at home
I love ya Lithy, together shall we roam!
That Stupid bloody git, he's always giving me trouble
Barging into my home and demanding things of me
But lately I find I haven't been resisting his whims he seems to pull out of a hat
Even enjoying his company at times, What the hell's up with that
I've caught myself staring, I don't know how many times
At him and just thinking about how he has grown
I won't say it yet, but I think I know what it might be
My heart's thumping now, bloody hell just leave me alone
He's such a downer always cramping my style
But then why do I for him keep going the extra mile?
There's other places I could be instead of hanging at his house
But I guess in reality, I just want him to be around
My heart races faster when I look at his eyes
Or when I see that cute blush, when he quickly looks away
I'm not really sure what this is guys
But for the moment around him I'll stay
He's such an idiot, always running around claiming how awesome he is
A egotistacal jerk and a complete Narccissist
But at times I catch myself thinking about how awkward he actually is around girls
And how when I was injured, he threw me his coat, not even waiting for more conversation to unfurl
And at time, at times, I catch myself thinking
That he really could be chivalrous despite all the drinking
Or sometimes the ridiculous notion will cross my head
That he's actually quite lovable instead
She's a witch that wields a frying pan
Tempermental to every last degree
But sometimes I catch my Awesome self wishing she'd be nice to me
Then I'll shake it off as best as I can
I'm too awesome to fall in love
That was always for the weak
The fact that I watch her when she leaves means nothing at all
It wasn't for very long I swear, just one last peek
Oh God she's beautiful but she'll never see past her brother
I wish she could understand how much it pains me to see her feeling so down
So rejected and crying after he has fled from her once again, or run off with another
I would do anything to lift her spirits, and to unburden that frown
She really has only ever tried her best
Hoping to get by, struggling through life's every test
I love her so much and although it hurts
I'll be by her side even if my feelings are never returned
He is such a fool always chasing me around
Doesn't he know that I want My Brother's wedding vows?
But at times I do think, that he cares too much
Why is he so insistent on cheering me up?
At times when I have...weakened, even fallen down
He offers me a tissue and simply asks me out
Is he really such a moron, can he not truly comprehend?
But perhaps it is merely because...he's starting to grow on me instead?
He's always barging in, and demanding I make him stuff
Sometimes I feel like yelling "Just leave me be!"
But although he can be obnoxious at times, and his speech is rather rough
He notices me no matter what, and is always kind to me.
He's always coming over, just because he wants to spend time together
He even visited on my birthday when I was all alone
He's egotistical, manic, eccentric, but there's no one I'd rather
Spend all my time with, or talk to in slightly hushed tones
He's abosolutely adorable, At least that's what I'd say if I wasn't so manly and definitely not gay
It's not like I admire his agressive streak in hockey, and his enthusiasm for the sport
And it's not like I'm always hanging on every word that he'll say
and I definitely don't like hanging out with him and building snow forts
It's not like I constantly stare at his eyes
I was just shielding my awesome gaze from the sunrise
Ah Hell these crappy excuses just can't hide it
Ich Liebe Dich Birdy, No use in Denyin' it
A quiet smile that I only just caught
A slight heartbeat raise that I don't understand
Oh Bloody Hell it's not what I thought
Friends though we started, Now I watch when he stands
It's always been hard for me to say what I mean
But I find myself falling deeper each day
His soft spoken tone, The emotions I glean
I think I...well...I love his every way
A short spoken reply, a blush when he turns away
He's quite easy to read, and I hope I am right
When assuming that he hangs onto every word that I say
And All the time, thinking about it, I lie awake at night
He has a round about way of showing his feelings
As do i so we both have some difficulty getting it out in the open
The small acts of kindness often send my mind reeling
And I'll tell him i love him... I just don't know when
He's such a stupid fool
Loud obnoxious and rude
Always hanging around me and never getting it through his thick head
That My comments are sarcastic, and that I'm not easily led
But somehow no matter how hard I try, he always sees right through me
He knows when I'm feeling down, no matter how much I usually frown
He can read me like an open book, even when others say I'm emotionless
So I guess that I'll just admit it to myself, I love the idiot, more than would know he
He's a quiet sort, often beating Me down
Constantly insulting me and making fun of my intelligence
I don't think he knows, but I do understand
when he's being sarcastic about me making sense
I have watched him over the years
learned to read every tone
So that way he would never have to feel alone
I love him and I will always be around to quiet your fears
Ohonhon I am known as the country of love
I have spread it around the whole world and above
But something that I can seem to understand
Is how someone like me could fall in love with one man
He's a little loud and unrefined, Oui
But underneath he has got a soft heart that I see
He really loves cute things as hard as that would be to guess
Out of all my past lovers, I like him the best
I really am awesome, no one can protest
But how did my awesome-self fall for a friend? one of my best!
He and I have been through quite a lot, in friendship and in war
I must admit that at first I was a little Torn
Love was for the Weak I cried so adamantly
But I guess now that I'm in it, I really can see
How difficult it is and how strong you have to be
This is weird, but I guess I'll have to say Ich liebe Dich
I am really quiet and I often hate me
But when she comes around my heart feels so free
She's pretty,and caring, always trying her best
And she sees me for me unlike all the rest
She is always around to help me when I feel down
Supporting me and talking to me when all I've got's a frown
It's impossible for me not to smile when I'm with her
I love you Katyusha, I hope we're always together
He was so silent the first time I met him
But the more time we spend together the more I realize He's got another side
He has so many thoughts, I never tire of listening, his words flow lighter than hymnss
A small smile when we I come around, a beautiful soul with a heart open wide
I have always been crying, alone, weak, and afraid
unable to face up to the choices I have made
But when he is there, I am calm, I have strength
I love you too Matvey May we be together at length
Love for one's Country, that I have, but I never knew
That you could fall for it's representative too
The first time i met him I was so surprised
I wasn't expecting the bright Crimson eyes
He's quite eccentric, and a bit foolish too
but he's a genius at tactics and pulling us through
He's not just a country a body of land
He has hopes and dreams, and by him I'll stand
He's my newest Leader The best i have had
He's Amazing, brilliant, as awesome as me
Thinking about him as a human though makes me sad
I don't know about when he's.....gone how I'll be
I like everything about him
From his plans to his skills
I love you dear Fritz
Please don't leave me just yet
He is so ridiculous, A poor soldier, and lazy
Sometimes I think that he's driving me crazy
But even though he gives me headaches Why do I find
That no matter how long he's around me I really don't mind?
He's always trying to cheer me up or help me out
And no matter how hard I try I catch myself thinking He's cute
I want to protect him and keep him from all harm
I-Ich Liebe Dich Feli, Your heart keeps mine warm
He's a little stern and cold seeming at times
But I can tell he really cares when his hand encompasses mine
He's always looking out for me, and trying to keep me at my best
I never thought I'd find love again after my first love left
I find it so wonderful when he worries for me
My heart races fast, and I'll always be
Wondering how much it is possible to care for someone
Ti Amo Ludwig, My heart's battle is won
He's a lot calmer than one would expect
for a nation who's been through wars, violence, and neglect
He keeps an eye on me and together we have been
throughout all this time, through losses and wins
Even under Russia's rule we stuck together
Though differences we have, essentially we're birds of a feather
He's a bit nervous, but he's got my respect
I like him alot, we truly connect
He's a bit full of himself and a bit gothic
But He's really grown on me after so long
Just one feature about him is quite hard to pick
And after having been together for all this time, In my eyes he can do no wrong
He's got quite a bit of strength for someone who has seen so much
And he's always supporting me when I'm in a pinch
I actually Love him but there is no Rush
I'm fine with just sticking at his side with a wish
Mein Gott he's adorable, honest, and nice
I have never met anyone like him
The awesome me doesn't like to admit it, but I need some advice
I just don't know how to tell him
How to tell him my heart races when he looks at me
Or how sad I sometimes feel when I see him with my brother
How he's almost perfect, and how I wish he were with me
I don't think I could stand it if he went with another
He sort of scared me the first time we met
But now that I know him more I almost regret
Not spending more time with him, just getting to know him
Even if that would involve getting swept away in his whims
He's got another side to him as far as I can see
And I've seen him smile when he looks at me
Ve, I'm not quite sure how to go about it
But I want to learn more about him, and a new light has been lit
I don't understand how he can be so laid back
He tries to call himself a big brother, and he's the eldest of us at that!
He confuses me with his simple acceptence of things
I guess I admire it as well, But no praises I'll sing
But I guess I do quite often think of him
I always say no, but he keeps trying to get me to go along with his whims
He does try very hard though, and I suppose it's true
I can't say that I don't care about him too
I don't know how he grew up to be so stern
Worrying about life and how things will turn
I find myself wishing I could help him relax
I know about worry, and how much one's mind it can Tax
He is always prepared for the worst
you'd swear from how he acts that his life had been cursed
Although he rejcts me I will keep coming back
I care about him, and that is that aru
Oui it is true that in the past I have spread my love to all
But now I believe I have found someone, and he has put up a wall
I wish I knew someway that I could reach his heart
We have always been fighting, and thus always apart
I know that I make fun of him, but I only mean to tease
It's hard to accept feelings for a former enemy
I'll ever be pursuing him, though it might be for naught
Je t'aime Angletterre Actually quite a lot
He's a bloody frog, a wino, and a Jerk
I would do anything to wipe off that smirk
but lately he's been acting very different
and I'll admit that I didn't get what he meant
He said that his feelings had changed towards me
and that he'd begin pursuing me freely
I don't understand why I blushed but I just said
"Do you Worst Frog, I'd like to see you try"
It was quite a start this relationship of ours
I saw that he was feeling down so I asked him to come with me
I got to know so much about him in just those few hours
He's such an amazing nation, I don't see how people can't see
He's got an amazing sense of humour
A chilvalrous character, and a big heart to boot
He's loyal to family, always trying to be a good brother
I'm glad I met him, and got this story Afoot
He's one of History's few that's as Awesome as me
When I was feeling Alone, He invited me to the party
He's like no one else I have ever met
Both he and I like to make quite the entrance
He's always around for me now when I'm down
annd it feels good to be not alone
Perhaps it'll sound as cheesy as hell
but wherever he's at I am home
I have always been alone up in the north
Dreaming of sunflowers, freedom and warmth
I would have never thought that my dreams would expand
Finding someone like him in the very next land
He seems so frail at times but I know
He's older and stronger than he often shows
He brings a light to my heart, though it falls out of place
and perhaps in this life he can be my saving Grace
He's Scary aru, but I have also seen
another side to him, that had always been
He really only wants a warm southern place
With a field of sunflowers, and no day to day race
He's terribly gentle with those flowers in hand
It makes me smile how he hardly demands
I know he's not perfect but he really is shy
The sound of a soft Russian Lullaby
He's quiet but I like that about him
Life is hectic enough without too much shouting
He's cute and he's got a side unseen
He always tries to say just what he means
He's very gentle and careful with me
He really is sweet and I can see
That he really cares and tries to hide the slight blush
And at the end of the day we rest in a Hush
It's strange loving someone
I'm not used to this feeling
That I'd protect her, that she's the only one
Who can see who I am, or who gives me wings
I've been alone on my island for many a year
and when she is close I feel full of cheer
I'm not very good at showing it
But I love her more than I can bear
She was my little sister at least that's how I saw her
Or maybe something along the lines of a daughter
but recently I have begun to realize
That that's not how I truly see her through my eyes
I helped her get back up when she had collapsed
and now every day I feel quite relaxed
She is always so caring no matter what
How I found her I don't know, I blame good luck
My caring big brother, I'm almost sorry to say
That I really don't see you that way
I care for you much more than that
When I'm with you there's nothing I lack
You have watched me and protected me over the years
When I'm with you I truly have no fears
I hope that we will always be together
I'll always love you, forever and ever
She's an island nation that I used to own
beautiful in every way
I know she doesn't believe me when i say
I love her and just want to hold her close
I know that in the past I've gone after everyone
but for once I'm serious for this cause
I don't know how to make her realise I am serious
I will not rest until her heart is won
I love him, yes it's true
But I don't know if I can believe his words
He has been so two-faced in the past
How can I know that he means it now?
It hurts to not just accept his love
But I need him to prove his heart to me
When he has proved it my mind will fly above
all the burdens it has carried, and with him I will stay
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
And here I am!
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jake slowly came to, when he remembered what happened he snapped his eyes open. He was staring at an old wooden ceiling with obvious wood rot and numerous holes through which he could see the sky. He suddenly realized that there was something on his chest. He propped himself up on his elbows and looked down, and almost yelled. Resting on him was the girl from the lab. He stared at her wondering how he could get her off without waking her up. It was odd though, he realized that the spikes, claws, blood, and metal plates were missing. She now just basically looked like an normal pale petite brunette girl, who also happened to be naked and resting on top of him. He shifted slightly trying to move her, and froze as she lifted her head. Her face was right in front of his and she slowly opened her eyes. His green eyes met hers. Shockingly bright blue, with speckles of dark gray. She lurched back quickly and rolled off of him. He quickly got up stumbling slightly as his head pounded. They stared at each other, her sitting on her knees on a dusty tile floor, and him standing awkwardly a few feet away. Jake looked around quickly before snapping his attention back to her. They seemed to be in a rather old dilapidated apartment building, with no signs that anyone was living there. The girl cocked her head in a manner that would have looked awfully cute, had Jake not been fully aware that she had killed people. A gust of wind blew threw an open window and the girl visibly shivered. Almost on impulse Jake pulled off his security jacket, revealing the blue collared shirt underneath, and held it out to the girl. He froze midway. "What am I doing?" he thought to himself .
"Offering my jacket to a lady."
"Yeah a lady that kills people!"
"She's just a girl."
"Girl, yeah right, A monster perhaps."
"Don't monsters deserve courtesy?"
While Jake was having his little inner fight, the girl reached out and tugged on the jacket. Jake snapped out of it and let go. The girl quickly pulled the jacket around her shoulders and snuggled into it. Jake stared at her, she really did look normal. Well for better or for worse, he felt as if he had a responsibility for her now. He wondered how far away he was from home. He only had Thirty dollars on him at the moment, and Taxis had gotten more expensive in recent years. He supposed he was quite lucky on having a very rich family. His mother often insisted on paying for everything for him. It was only a sense of pride and stubborness that kept Jake in the city looking for work. He wanted to be able to care for himself, not be a leech. Unfortunately he wasn't having much luck in that department lately, and his Mother had gone back to paying his apartment's rent for him. When he had protested, she chided him, saying she wouldn't allow him to be thrown out on the street, and that the rent was only pocket money anyway. Jake had given up at that point. The girl stood up suddenly and walked over to him. Jake froze remembering the incident in the lab, and hoped she wasn't planning on stabbing him. She leaned in close and looked up, she squinted at him looking up and down. "Oh great. An inspection." Jake thought to himself. "And now she'll... wait a second." Jake stopped his train of thought for a second. He had just noticed that the girl was teetering back and forth, her eyes half lidded. "She looks like she's about to... Hey!" The girl had fainted. Jake caught her just in time. " Lucky thing she fell forward." Jake thought holding the girl underneath the arms. "I wonder why she's so tired?" Jake picked the girl up and carried her bridal style. He walked to the door of the dilapidated apartment and looked out. He was relieved to find that he was only a few blocks away from his apartment. There were hardly any people outside the old building, so he walked quickly down to the street. He hailed a taxi, and got inside quickly.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Owl city released this song Galaxies. It is official, I love them. Wait until about 30 seconds in for my favourite part :). Space, so much space gotta see it all! The nice thing about space, is that you don't have to worry about people screwing it up...hopefully. Last time I gave you my favourite Edgar Allen Poe poem, now have my absolute favourite poem.
have an ok day.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Lo! Death has reared himself a throne
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West,
Where the good and the bad and the worst and the best
Have gone to their eternal rest.
There shrines and palaces and towers
(Time-eaten towers that tremble not!)
Resemble nothing that is ours.
Around, by lifting winds forgot,
Resignedly beneath the sky
The melancholy waters lie.
No rays from the holy heaven come down
On the long night-time of that town;
But light from out the lurid sea
Streams up the turrets silently-
Gleams up the pinnacles far and free-
Up domes- up spires- up kingly halls-
Up fanes- up Babylon-like walls-
Up shadowy long-forgotten bowers
Of sculptured ivy and stone flowers-
Up many and many a marvellous shrine
Whose wreathed friezes intertwine
The viol, the violet, and the vine.
Resignedly beneath the sky
The melancholy waters lie.
So blend the turrets and shadows there
That all seem pendulous in air,
While from a proud tower in the town
Death looks gigantically down.
There open fanes and gaping graves
Yawn level with the luminous waves;
But not the riches there that lie
In each idol's diamond eye-
Not the gaily-jewelled dead
Tempt the waters from their bed;
For no ripples curl, alas!
Along that wilderness of glass-
No swellings tell that winds may be
Upon some far-off happier sea-
No heavings hint that winds have been
On seas less hideously serene.
But lo, a stir is in the air!
The wave- there is a movement there!
As if the towers had thrust aside,
In slightly sinking, the dull tide-
As if their tops had feebly given
A void within the filmy Heaven.
The waves have now a redder glow-
The hours are breathing faint and low-
And when, amid no earthly moans,
Down, down that town shall settle hence,
Hell, rising from a thousand thrones,
Shall do it reverence.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Warbler: Someone who sings a lot.
Rulehound: A person who is obsessed with following the rules.
Redshirt: Someone who is too dumb to live.
Solipsist: Used when adressing a self absorbed person.
Vas?: The German word for what? I'll usually only use it when I'm really confused.
Da: The Russian word for Yes, I actually think i use it more often then the english word.
When I'm cursing I usually automatically switch over to other languages.
Usually the other languages are when I'm in pain. If I've forgotten something I say Fruck, I'm still not sure when I started saying that.
I also have an odd tendency to mispronounce random words. Like epitome. I know it's pronounced Ep-id-emy, but if I don't catch myself I say Ep-ih-tome. I also say H-erbs and aluminium like the British. Yay personal vernacular. Have an ok day.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
I also like Animes because some of them are incredibly hard to explain. I mean I watch an Anime called Baccano, and the Summary would probably go... A bunch of alchemists gain the power of immortality, but only one of them knows the formula to make the immortality elixir. One of them goes power mad, and years later in the 1930's recreates the elixir on his own, starting a chain of events that creates more immortals. Some of these immortals, along with a crazy conducter, a group of religious fanatics trying to become immortals, a psychotic killer and his gang, and a group of whiskey sellers all get involved in a crazy incident on a train. Also while all this is going on a girl is looking for her jerkass brother who also became an immortal through odd circumstances. Oh and this entire story in being reported on by a bunch of people who work for a newspaper called The Daily Days. A nice little note is that this story is told entirely out of order and randomly switches back and forth from incidents. The train thing is happening in 1931, the first batch of immortals in 1711, the girl searching for her brother in 1932, and the elixir being re-created in 1930. Fun. Have an ok day.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Today I will be talking a bit more in depth about some psychological disorders, because they are quite interesting. Brought to you by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association. I'll just list them and note why I'm talking about them
Insomnia- (That's right Insomnia is a psychological problem.)Primary insomnia occurs in up to 10% of adults and up to 25% of elderly adults and appears slightly more common among women. The cause of primary insomnia can be different for each individual but often involves a preoccupation with the inability to sleep or excessive worry about sleep, which in turns causes the individual to not sleep.The criteria for a diagnosis of primary insomnia include a difficulty falling asleep, remaining asleep, or receiving restorative sleep for a period no less than one month. (I mention this because both me and my mother get bouts of this.) I think it's mainly brought on by stress and worry.
Antisocial Personality Disorder- Also known as Sociopathy. Research has shown that a large percentage of individuals with this disorder have recognizable behaviors prior to age 15. These behaviors include difficulty with authority, legal altercations, cruelty to animals, fire setting, and a dislike or anger toward authority. This disorder is diagnosed much more frequently in males. The symptoms of antisocial personality disorder include a longstanding pattern (after the age of 15) of disregard for the rights of others. There is a failure to conform to society's norms and expectations that often results in numerous arrests or legal involvement as well as a history of deceitfulness where the individual attempts to con people or use trickery for personal profit. Impulsiveness if often present, including angry outbursts, failure to consider consequences of behaviors, irritability, and/or physical assaults. Some argue that a major component of this disorder is the reduced ability to feel empathy for other people. This inability to see the hurts, concerns, and other feelings of people often results in a disregard for these aspects of human interaction. Finally, irresponsible behavior often accompanies this disorder as well as a lack of remorse for wrongdoings. ( This Psychological phenomonon is very interesting for one reason. It's extremely difficult to diagnose. The person usually has to have some record of incidents before 15 to be diagnosed with this. The people diagnose with this are also often some of the most dangerous people in society. "People with antisocial personality disorder typically see the world as having the problems, not him or herself, and therefore rarely seek treatment." Making it rather difficult to get to and help these people before they end up in jail.)
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
~Those turtles that were climbing turtles couldn't climb over the turtle fence~
~It was Turtle proof.~
~It was three feet high.~
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Turkish republic of North Cyprus
Holy Roman Empire
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and inspire other people¡¦s confidence because they know how to keep secrets. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.
That fits me to a key!
Have an ok day.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
That's the only known whirlpool galaxy that's formed like that. The others all have a light, black hole, or a massive star at their center. But here there is only blank space where one of those items should be. Strange no?
Have an ok day.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Lol have an ok day.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
This is a Raccoon Dog and like the above it is also an omnivore. However unlike the above it is actually not related to Raccoons at all. It is a member of the canid family which also includes foxes. This little guy is not endangered, and is actually being treated as a pest for all the domestic animals they kill. There is a protective program specifically for them, there is not one for the Coati. Odd isn't it? I guess the poor little Coati just isn't cute enough to be worth saving.
Enjoy this song anyhow.
Have an ok day.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Girl one: What's going on?
Girl two: I don't know what's going on.
Girl one: How do you not know?
long silence (I'm standing around a wall listening to this, just so you know.)
Girl one: Well there's a lot of things I've been really confused about besides him, and this is why I was contemplating suicide and I...(Runs out sobbing)
Girl two: Rachel!
Well that was odd. Although that seems like a dumb reason to kill yourself. "I'm confused! I know! I'll kill myself!" Anyway eavesdropping is fun, learn about things you weren't supposed to hear. I always eavesdrop on my parent's arguments. Also you know what day of the week people are twice as likely to kill themselves on?
That right! WEDNESDAY. I really don't know why, I mean sure the weekend is far on both sides, but it's not really 'gun in your mouth' worthy. Ok and now for an true unsolved mystery brought to you from Cracked.com
The victim was found dead at 6:30 am, December 1, 1948, under a street lamp at Somerton Beach in Australia. And with that, we have exhausted everything we know about the man. It's the things we don't know that have been baffling authorities ever since. Including the meaning of the apparently uncrackable secret code he left behind.
But more on that in a moment. Things first started to lurch towards the creepy when police noticed that all his clothes' identification marks had been removed. They were eventually and painstakingly able to place a jacket to America, which was strange because his dental records and fingerprints didn't match anyone who'd ever lived there... or anywhere else in the world. It was like the guy had never existed. So the cops must have been half expecting it when the coroner returned with the cause of death: "Sudden, acute onset of damned if I know."
The autopsy evealed exceptional health, a half-digested pasty in his stomach, and congestion in his brain and stomach that would have been consistent with poisoning if, you know, they'd found even a trace of poison anywhere in his body. For good measure, his spleen was three times too big.
Every breakthrough seemed to increase the mystery. They discovered a brown suitcase that had apparently belonged to the man but that only revealed more clothes with the tags removed, and the aforementioned jacket.The cops also discovered a secret pocket in the man's pants, which contained a scrap of paper with the words "Tamam Shud" printed on it (the words meaning "ended" or "finished").
The text looked like it was a scrap torn from a book. And it turned out it was; from a collection of poems called The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. And not just any Rubaiyat, but a specific translation, and an extremely rare one at that.This was pointed out after police did an Australia-wide search as if the book was the ark of the goddamn covenant, presumably braving Indiana Jones-esque temples and solving ancient aboriginal riddles before some dude mentioned he found a copy of that exact book in the back seat of his car right around the time and location of death.
Sure enough, "Tamam Shud" was missing from the books pages. Instead of a library card with the dead man's name printed on it or something even a little bit helpful, the book contained the clue that would take the mystery from "spooky" to "officially starting to piss us off."
In the back of the book, the cops found this codeWas the code the result of a disturbed mind, or chronic boredom, perhaps? Turns out, no. The most recent attempt to solve the case found the letters aren't random, just some mysterious cipher nobody was familiar with. Can you solve it? If so, you're about to be famous, considering people have been trying for more than 60 years.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
A gay Santa Claus who was good at poetry lol. At least he looked wise when he was old, some people just end up looking creepy. I hope I don't look creepy when I'm old, or maybe I do. Then I could wander around in a Grim Reaper outfit and scare the hell out of people. Oh well have an ok day.
Monday, March 21, 2011
These words are my own from my heart flow,
It's over 9000!
"What about a stake through the heart?"
"That would kill anyone."
Number 9, number 9, number 9
Evil Tim has beckoned them!
Not for what we live, but for whom we live.
Wanna hear how I got these scars?
Because outside this tunnel I saw a centipede that had hundreds and hundreds of legs!
Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
Were we deaf? Dumb? Blind?!
You may fire when ready
We're going to cure death?
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and all the things you do.
Believe the Rainbow. Taste the Rainbow.
Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
"Where did you get the tank?"
He hates as a grown man hates
The things I do for love
You say 'erbs and we say herbs, because there's a f**king H in it.
"...Counting sheeps, and froggy leaps, touching Harold innapropriately while he sleeps."
Fusosososososososo! It's a magical charm to help cheer you up!
That's all folks!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
53 B.C- Ambiorix was, together with Catuvolcus, prince of the Eburones, leader of a Belgic tribe of north-eastern Gaul, where modern Belgium is located. According to the writer Florus, Ambiorix and his men managed to cross the Rhine and disappear without a trace.
1779- Thomas Lynch Jr. signatory of the Declaration of Independence boarded a ship bound for the West Indies with his wife and was never seen again.
1809- Benjamin Bathurst, a British diplomat, disappeared from an inn in Perleberg.
1848- Khachatur Abovian, Armenian writer and national public figure of the early 19th century, left his house early one morning and was never heard from again.
1890- Louis Le Prince, a motion picture pioneer, disappeared after boarding a Paris-bound train at Dijon. (Probably a victim of the Rail-Tracer.)
1919- Ambrose Small, Canadian millionaire, disappeared from his office. He was last seen at 5:30 pm on December 2, 1919, at the Grand Opera House in Toronto.
1937- Theodore Cole and Ralph Roe escaped Alcatraz prison and disappeared. Authorities presumed that they drowned, but no bodies were ever recovered.
1944- Szilveszter Matuska, Hungarian mass-murderer known as "The Train Killer", escaped from jail in 1944 and was never recaptured or seen again.
1955- The crew and passengers of the 69-foot merchant vessel Joyita, which disappeared in the South Pacific; the Joyita was found five weeks later, partially submerged and listing heavily, with no one on board.
1969- April Fabb a 13 year old girl, Went missing in mysterious circumstances from Metton, Norfolk, UK.
1971- D.B Cooper, Skyjacker, collected a ransom of US$200,000 and then parachuted from the rear stairs of a Boeing 727 at a height of 10,000 feet, somewhere between Seattle Washington and Portland Oregon. He was never seen again after the incident.
These disappearances really are quite interesting aren't they? Where did they go? We may never know.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Outside a resturant: The finances officer of the emporer Nero says this food is poison.
Gladiator Barracks: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.
Gladiator Barracks: Celadus the Thracian Gladiator is the delight of all the girls.
On an atrium wall: Whoever does not believe in Venus should gaze at my girlfriend.
Merchant House: Atimetus got me pregnant.
Basilica: Epaphra, You are bald!
Basilica: Oh walls you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
There's a lot more but, like today, most of them have to do with sex.
(Mostly guy on guy) well it was Rome where pretty much anything went.
Well I feel sorry for those in Japan. I do seriously hope there's not as many dead as the estimates are saying.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Hmmm I've got to think of something. I guess I'll just do 30 facts about myself for a random number.
30.The only animal I hate is the mosquito, because they love me.
29.I always win at the straight face game, because people often get really close to try and make you laugh, and with my personal bubble it just annoys me. So I am able to keep a stern face.
28.I'm going to visit every country in the world or die trying.
27.I'm one of those few people that find Sphinx cats and Chinese crested dogs cute.
26.I'm absolutely convinced my house is haunted by something, and whatever it is, it lives in the attic.
25.Slugbugs have always been my favorite car.
24.I would never cut my hair so short that it showed my ears.
23.Children always seem to like me for some reason.
22.I get a bad headache if my ears get cold.
21.I used to hate anime and now I only like about 10% of it.
20.I have come up with 26 stick figure characters that I draw regularly and also a stick figure for every state and one for every european countries' capital.
19.I can sing 2 songs in Japanese... I'm working on more.
18.I'm going to take Russian in college.
17.I have three W.O.C's(weapon of choice). Sub machine guns, Cleavers, and Aluminum Baseball bats.
16.I like to spy on people and happenings. Typical nosey neighbor I guess.
15. I can pretty much sleep anywhere as long as my life is not in immediate danger. I've fallen asleep standing up, on the ground, in a closet, at a desk, under a bridge, in a cave, and in a tree.
14.I have tresspassed on private property in four different states!
13.I have quite a talent for remembering song lyrics.
12.Daft Punk is my favorite band.
11.I think stereotypes are hilarious.
10.Once I latch on to an idea I never let go of it.
9.I am a capitalist at heart, cheap and a tad greedy.
8.I never imitated the disney princesses like Sleeping beauty or snow white. I imitated Mulan and tried to cut my hair because I thought she was cool. That's also the reason I had bangs throughout my childhood because my mom had to fix it.
7.I still have more sympathy for animals than people.
6.If I hurt myself badly I'll often curse in a different language.
5.My favorite looney toons characters are Pepe le pew and Daffy Duck.
4.My favorite cartoon as a kid was Ed Edd n Eddy.
3.I used to get up every night at midnight to watch the Twilight zone, and afterwards I would switch over to adult swim to watch Futurama.(I do believe that was from ages 8-13.)
2.I don't support pairing House up with Cuddy on House M.D, I still like the show though.
1.I once swallowed a penny by mistake.
Well there 31 really random facts about me. Have an ok day.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
25. People who scrape forks against the plate.(It's not that damn hard to not do it.)
24.The colour pink.(I hate hate hate this colour.)
23.When people try to correct me on spelling when I'm spelling it in the British fashion (a.e favourite, colour, grey, ect.)
22.When someone lets ice cream melt and then licks it off the side of the cone. (I don't know why but this just bugs the hell out of me)
21.People who keep talking without breathing(My Earth science teacher in Freshmen year was one of these.)
20.People who sigh and clutch their head when annoyed( There's a girl in my English class who does this whenever the class gets off topic, or laughs a bunch. It is annoying as hell.)
19.When someone brings up the movie Avatar and how great it was(F**k that F**king recycled plot that I have seen a MILLION TIMES BEFORE.)
18.People who try to correct me in a snotty tone. (Look if I'm wrong, say it and say where you heard differently. Don't just correct me because you feel like being contrary to the smart kid.)
17.People who don't flush.(Is it seriously that F**king hard to remember?)
16.People who tell you their sob stories, OVER AND OVER.(Seriously I get to the point where I'm just like "Bitch, I DON'T care" but of course I don't say that. Wankers.)
15.People who stand in front of my locker in circles in the morning(F**king TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE!)
14.People who consistently talk in a condescending tone.( Like my Chemistry Teacher.)
13.People that have no F**king sense of personal space.(I Hate people that touch me or hug me. Hugging is for crying people and moments of trauma only.)
12.People that complain about themselves to other people.(I had to listen to this shit every P.E class last year. "I have man shoulders.""My boobs are too big.""I hate my neckline." KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!)
11.People that discuss their lack of virginity in class during a study session.(There is no F**king reason why you should be discussing that in class, and especially not when you are sitting right NEXT TO ME.)
10.People who put their feet on the back of my seat in a movie theater.(Yeah.)
9.Too much artificial light.(Why I dislike my school, it gives me a headache.)
8.People who curse every other word in daily conversation.(You're just talking about where you went for lunch, F**k is not needed there.
7.When people say I'll like something if I'd only just try it, when I've ALREADY HAD IT BEFORE.(Just why?)
6.When anyone mentions eating rabbits or harming them.(I don't care if you are family or friend, you will get a death glare if not a slug in the face. And then I won't talk to you for a while.)
5.People who curse out or say they hate animals of any sort.(Snakes, spiders, and insects I can forgive. Or if you have a natural phobia of something. But my friend Josh annoys the hell out of me constantly by cursing out cats just because he is allergic to them. Even going so far as saying he was glad one was injured. If he ever tried that shit if my cat got hurt he'd get a book to the face.)
4.People who forgive animal cosmetic testing for shit reasons.(Seriously, this one girl's reason was just, and I quote, "Well they have to be doing it for some reason." Idiot.)
3.People who lean in close to talk to you.(I'm not deaf. Get the F**k out of my face.)
2.People who try to change me when they themselves are miserable.(I take advice from happy people, so gtfo.)
1.People who fake crying, or cry loudly.( I am a very silent cryer. I don't ever make those really damn annoying sobbing sounds. Not since I was a kid anyway.)
And there you go the top 25 things that annoy me.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Lawful Good- A lawful good believes in the goodness inherent in all human beings. They also believe in a code of conduct and the law. They can have inner conflicts over what is lawful and what is good. Examples include Superman, Mr. Spock, and Commissioner Jim Gordon from the Dark Knight.
Chaotic Good- People who believe in doing the right thing, by their own standards. They don't really follow the law, but they always do good deeds. Examples include Batman, V from V for Vendetta, Indiana Jones, Dr. House, and Iron Man.
Neutral Good- A person that will always do the right thing even if a law conflicts with it. They will usually follow the law but will go against it if they see it as unfair or unjust. Examples include Wonder Woman, Spider Man, Luke Skywalker, Will Turner, and Captain Kirk.
Lawful Neutral- A person that always believes in the law, or their own personal code, above all else. They do not see things as good or evil but rather as if it's breaking the law or not. Examples include The Deputy Marshal from The Fugitive, Robocop, and the stormtroopers from Star Wars.
True Neutral- A person that just does not take any side in anything, sometimes they just don't care other times they don't want to get in danger. They may fight against evil if threatened though. Examples include The Kaminoans from Star Wars, Mundungus Fletcher from Harry Potter, The Aliens, Tom Bombadil, and The watchers, guess what they do, from Marvel comics.
Chaotic Neutral- People who do whatever the hell they like and damn the consequences! For the most part that is. A lot of the time they will have a sense of morality like not hurting innocent people, or obeying the law so they don't get arrested. They never feel committed to helping others or following the law though. Examples include Captain Jack Sparrow, The Mask, Bugs Bunny, and June from Avatar the last airbender.
Neutral Evil- A person who is basically a jerk in it for themselves and are very selfish. They don't do anything that isn't for their own benefit and are usually the worst kind of assholes. Examples include Agent Smith in the Matrix sequels, Cruella De Vil, Lex Luthor, Voldemort, Scar, Skeletor, and Lucius Malfoy.
Lawful Evil- A person who believes in order and laws even if they are horrible, or if they must be kept by dreadful means. Sometimes they are people who don't care if they are horrible but will always follow certain rules. Examples include Darth Vader, The predators, Dolores Umbridge, Commander Cobra, Sauron, and General Woundwort from Watership down.
Chaotic Evil- They are like the Chaotic neutral except instead of sometimes doing good things they do bad.They will do whatever they want whenever they want to do it, which, seeing as they are evil, usually entails lots and lots of death and mayhem. Examples include The Joker, The Gremlins, Hannibal Lecter, Samara, Bellatrix Lestrange, Morgoth, and Maleficent.
I took this test http://www.easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html and got True neutral. My other two highest scores were Chaotic neutral and neutral good so I walk the line between those three. But in general I just don't care about sides... go me? Pointwise I got 10 for neutral 6 for good and 4 for evil. So I am neutral with a slight lean towards good. Here's the full text of my result.
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.
Also I found this interesting list of the ten commandments for a neutral.
1. You shall avoid lies.
2. You shall not kill the innocent.
3. You shall not murder.
4. You shall help the needy if such action aids yourself.
5. You shall honor those who honor you.
6. You shall follow the law unless breaking the law can advance you without harming others.
7. You shall not betray others unless your life is in jeopardy.
8. You shall aid those who aid you and harm those who harm you.
9. You shall not promote an extreme viewpoint.
10. You shall advance yourself without harming others.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
"Offering my jacket to a lady."
"Yeah a lady that kills people!"
"She's just a girl."
"Girl, yeah right, A monster perhaps."
"Don't monsters deserve courtesy?"
While Jake as having his little inner fight, the girl reached out and tugged on the jacket. Jake snapped out of it and let go. The girl quickly pulled the jacket around her shoulders and snuggled into it. Jake stared at her, she really did look normal. Well for better or for worse, he felt as if he had a responsibility for her now. He wondered how far away he was from home.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
The menu says You have no image of self, Hates you, and questions your existence. Be afraid.